Click to Listen: Episode 56: Helaman 1-4

We start out with lots of family drama since our good friend Pahoran went off and died. After a lot of killing, the Lamanites sneak in again and take the Zarahemla with barely a fight. The struggle for land possessions goes back and forth as both sides try to out “stiffneck” each other.

“Drink” Count – 65

Almost 11 beers!

Click to Listen: Episode 54: Alma 58-60

The Nephites lose another city and Moroni decides that it’s all the government’s fault. Then he goes into conspiracy theory mode and threatens a military coup if the government doesn’t give in to his demands. The stage is set for more excitement as the never ending book of Alma isn’t done yet!

“Drink” Count – 69

11 and a half beers!!

And a huge thank you to the Mymo Family for their support of the Dogma Debate 24 Hour Broadcastathon for Foundation Beyond Belief (Press Release)

Click to Listen: Episode 52: Alma 53-56

If you thought the 300 Spartans were awesome soldiers, just wait until you hear about the 2,000 Ammonite boys! They know how to take care of business.

“Drink” Count – 70

Almost 12 beers!!

Don’t forget to check out Unbuckling the Bible Belt Podcast

Click to Listen: Episode 50: Alma 49-50

In this one the Lamanite army comes charging into Nephite territory, and then suddenly forgets what armies are supposed to do when they are attacking a neighboring land. Then we hear all about how awesome it is to be a Nephite. And finally the battles resume as two Nephite cities decide to have a good ol fashioned border war!

“Drink” Count – 44

A little over 7 beers

And don’t forget to check out “Naked Mormonism” podcast: http://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/

Click to Listen: Episode 48: Alma 44-46

We finally get our bloody end to the battle from the last episode (you’ll never guess who wins). Next, Alma kinda dies or something. Then Helaman does a lousy job appointing new priests and they all decide to team up and take him him out. Will the covenant of peace prevail, or will we have yet another awesome war?

“Drink” Count – 65

Almost 11 Beers!!

Click to Listen: Episode 46: Alma 38-40

In this one we learn that Corianton chased the skirt a little too much and ol Daddy Alma is not very pleased. But, as usual, Alma gets a little drunk in the middle of all his blabbering and starts going on and on about zombies. Seriously, I think Alma might need professional help.

“Drink” Count – 16

Not even 3 beers?? Weak!

Click to Listen: Episode 44: Alma 31-33

Feeling cocky after their success among the Lamanites, Alma and the gang head off to try and convert all the Zoramites. And if you thought that Alma was a bad public speaker before, you just wait!

“Drink” Count – 40

Almost 7 Beers!!

Click to Listen: Episode 42: Alma 26-29

In this one we get a tremendous battle, the likes of which has never been seen, but sadly it ends up being quite anti-climactic. Also, the newly converted Lamanites go to live with their Nephite brothers, but the Nephites decide to play mafia boss with them instead. And of course, those evil Amalekites just keep getting more and more evil!

“Drink” Count – 70

Almost 12 Beers! (seriously, I highly recommend against playing along this time!)

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Click to Listen: Episode 40: Alma 20-22

Well, everyone said that they like David even more when he’s drunk, so he played the drinking game again! Anyway, in this episode Ammon’s brothers try to duplicate his missionary success. What a bunch of copycats.  Oh, and we get confirmation that Ammon and Lamoni are definitely a couple.

“Drink” Count – 27

4 and a Half Beers

Check David out in “Freethought Today” (page 21) or better yet, join Freedom From Religion Foundation yourself!

Check out this week’s recommendation from Prophet Jaaromy: You Are Not So Smart Podcast

Click to Listen: Episode 38: Mymo Special 2.0

Awesome chat between David Michael and Mymo Prophet Matthew Timion. We cover everything from how Mormons justify wealth, whether or not Prophets actually believe any of this, the deeper meaning of the Nehor teachings, how either of us are arguably more moral than god, and a whole lot more.

And don’t forget to check out Prophet Matthew’s book: http://www.amazon.com/Forgotten-Faith-Six-Years-Mormonism/dp/1492300802

Click to Listen: Episode 36: Alma 13-14

This one starts out a little slow with Alma talking about what it takes to become a priest, but hang in there because after that it goes absolutely off the rails! No spoilers, but the craziness in this episode reaches new heights!  Just insane!  Enjoy.

“Drink” Count – 25

4 Beers and a sip

Prophet Jaaromy’s recommendation of the week: Thank God I’m Atheist Podcast

Real Mymo Chris Watson’s Blog: Unbuckling the Bible Belt

Click to Listen: Episode 34: Alma 10-12

Time for an epic matchup! In the god corner, we have a rich man puffed up with pride who is one second away from calling down the wrath of god on a whole city. And in the devil corner we have… a lawyer. Which of these two fighters has even a shred of righteousness? Who will reign supreme to win over the hearts of the people? All this and more in Episode 34.

“Drink” Count – 24

Exactly 4 Beers

Click to Listen: Episode 32: Alma 5-6

Alma gets all preachy in this one. He tells everyone about how loving god is, and then explains that they’ll be hacked apart and burned if they don’t believe in him.  Then he tells them that they’re all sheep and better figure out which shepherd to follow, and fast!  This should be nicknamed the “Yea episode”, one chapter alone has 38 Yeas!

“Drink” Count – 43

A little over 7 Beers!

Click to Listen: Episode 30: Mosiah 28-Alma 1

King Mosiah’s boys decide to go preach to the Lamanites again, but now there’s no one left to turn the kingdom over to. So, Mosiah gets rid of kings altogether and it doesn’t take long before those stubborn Nephites go back to their wicked ways.  But, at least we’re finally done the Book of Mosiah! Book of Alma, bring it on!

“Drink” Count – 43

A little over 7 Beers!

Click to Listen: Episode 28: Mosiah 22-25

In this one, everyone comes home! The Nephites, Zarahemlas, the Alma Cult, Ammon and his boys, all of Zeniff’s peeps, and even Noah’s old priests and their kidnapped Lamanite wives; They’ve ALL been reunited, and good ol’ Mosiah is “Head King in Charge!”

“Drink” Count – 49

Just a tad over 8 Beers!

Click to Listen: Episode 26: Mosiah 16-18

We finally have a guest on the show to help read along! Drew Kosonen from ProphetCast joins to hear what Abinadi has been up to, which basically is that he either started his own church or a set up a multi-level-marketing sceme… I’m still not really sure which.

“Drink” Count – 32

A little over five Beers

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Click to Listen: Episode 24: Mosiah 9-11

Click to Listen: Episode 22: Mosiah 5-7

And all the Kings horses, and all the Kings men, changed their names to Christ, for some reason.

Next, Mosiah finally takes the reigns and decides to mend the fences with the Nephites. Also, we learn that at some point, the Lamanites used their smooth talk to whip everyone into submission. Let’s see how long they can hold on to it all!

“Drink” Count – 15

2 and a half Beers

Click to Listen: Episode 20: Mosiah 1-2

So King Benjamin names his son Mosiah as the new king, and he sure has a long drawn out way of doing it. This episode also includes a humble request from your host David Michael.

“Drink” Count – 8

A little over 1 Beer

Click to Listen: Episode 18: Jacob 7-Enos-Jarom

A false prophet makes his way into the Nephite camp, but Jacob makes quick work of him. Then we hear about Jacob’s son and grandson as they continue to try and cure that terrible stiffneck disease.

“Drink” Count – 24

4 Beers

Click to Listen: Episode 16: Mymo Special

A very special episode for all the Mymos! In this show we speak with John Larsen about the Taylor Scholarship, and then chat with two Mymos about how the LDS church teaches what we have read so far. Fun, fun times!

No Drinking Game this time… but feel free to drink anyway!

Click to Listen: Episode 14: 2 Nephi 31-Jacob 1

We finally say goodbye to Nephi. Yes, he dies in this one. Bummer for him. And, of course, those Nephites just go right back into wicked ways.  Will they never learn?  Oh, and remember to donate to the Taylor Scholarship http://whitefieldseducational.org/mybookofmormonpodcast/

“Drink” Count – 10

Almost 2 Beers

Click to Listen: Episode 12: 2 Nephi 25-26

Yet another Nephi sermon. In it we learn just how peaceful mormon god is, despite all the killing he did in the last episode.  Oh, and also god gets a little less a racist, which is good, right?

“Drink” Count – 12

2 Beers

Click to Listen: Episode 10: 2 Nephi 16-19

Isaiah is still babbling on in this episode, but it gets pretty fun. We start out with Isaiah seeing mormon god in a wedding dress, at least I think that’s what he’s wearing, and then Isaiah getting hot coals dropped on his face. And we get introduced to my new favorite name, Maher-shalal-hash-baz. Oh, Isaiah, will you ever stop being hilarious?

“Drink” Count – 2

Not even half a beer

Click to Listen: Episode 8: 2 Nephi 9-10

This episode is dedicated to the great community at http://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon.  You guys rock!  Ok, in this episode we’ve got Jacob telling us about heaven (which isn’t as cool as you might think) and hell (which is worse than we were previously led to believe), and a zombie apocalypse.  Oh, and then he gives mormon god a strip show.  Fun times!

Drinking Game count (this will make sense after Episode 9, basically, drink after ever “Yea” and “It came to pass”)

“Drink” Count – 11

Almost 2 Beers