Click to Listen: Episode 50: Alma 49-50
In this one the Lamanite army comes charging into Nephite territory, and then suddenly forgets what armies are supposed to do when they are attacking a neighboring land. Then we hear all about how awesome it is to be a Nephite. And finally the battles resume as two Nephite cities decide to have a good ol fashioned border war!
“Drink” Count – 44
A little over 7 beers
![1f37b[1]](https://mybookofmormonpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/1f37b1-e1405272752631.png)
![1f37a[1]](https://mybookofmormonpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/1f37a11-e1405273035787.png)
And don’t forget to check out “Naked Mormonism” podcast: http://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/
My Book of Mormon 
November 20, 2014 at 3:06 pm
What a pleasant surprise!!
November 20, 2014 at 4:01 pm
Teancum: Tee-ann-come
November 20, 2014 at 4:06 pm
I like how I pronounced it better 😉
November 20, 2014 at 10:53 pm
Unless, of course, I interpret that to sound like “Tea and Cum”. Oh yes, that’s the new pronunciation for sure!!!
November 20, 2014 at 4:03 pm
Pahoran: Pay-whore-ahn
November 20, 2014 at 4:07 pm
You’re joking right? Was he named after his dad paid his whore Ann?
November 20, 2014 at 5:15 pm
I’ve got to disagree on this pronunciation, Scott. The Pronunciation Guide says the first “a” in Pahoran is like the “a” in about. So it’s more like “puh-WHORE-un”. So you still get your whore, David. (Likewise, you still get the cum in “Tee-ANN-cum”, so that’s fun.)
November 20, 2014 at 6:30 pm
Agreed. Duke’s pronunciation is better than mine!
And, yeah, can’t have an episode go by without some kind of whore in it, right??
November 22, 2014 at 10:45 pm
I heard it as pah-hor-an when I was growing up.
Funny, it seems there’s a dispute about how it was said among the Mymos!
November 20, 2014 at 5:11 pm
Here’s that crappy map of the Book of Mormon lands again, for those who wanted to see it, but didn’t want to go looking for it. And when I say it’s a crappy map, I mean seriously, this vague, amorphous landmass looks like a dangling bowel movement:
November 21, 2014 at 11:55 pm
I love the speculative BoM maps. They have less detail than the maps in a fantasy novel.
November 22, 2014 at 6:45 am
I think my favorite part of the map is the footnote with a scriptural reference to explain why “No effort should be made to identify points on this map with any existing geographical locations.” But no spoilers…
November 22, 2014 at 10:47 pm
The dingleberry of Book of Mormon land?
January 25, 2015 at 9:35 pm
November 20, 2014 at 9:41 pm
Teen-cum? I laughed for 5 minutes alone on that one…You made me choke on my Big Mac. And French Fries… thanks, it’s been a tough week, and I needed the laugh 🙂
November 20, 2014 at 9:43 pm
and without any spoilers… we will see that Teencum returns a few times in the next few chapters… he’s a Rambo badass!