July 21, 2018

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Ep 215: MofF – The Sin Next To Murder, Part 1

Miracle of Forgiveness – The Sin Next to Murder, Part 1

Live show, July 27, 2018! 8pm, Squatter’s on 147 Broadway in SLC

The Miracle of Forgiveness was written by Spencer W. Kimball and has been removed from the approved reading list for missionaries. We’re reading chapter 5, The Sin Next To Murder.

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July 14, 2018

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Ep 214: Miracle of Forgiveness, Part 1

Miracle of Forgiveness: Spencer W Kimball

Live show, July 27, 2018! 8pm, Squatter’s on 147 Broadway in SLC

The Miracle of Forgiveness was written by Spencer W. Kimball and has been removed from the approved reading list for missionaries.

July 7, 2018

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Ep 213: The Nauvoo Expositor, Part 2

Ep 213: The Nauvoo Expositor, Part 2

William Law and friends continue to call upon Joseph Smith to stop leading the saints astray and return to monogamy and a monotheistic religion. Joseph responds by seizing their printing press and burning it, and all found copies of the Nauvoo Expositor, to the ground.

 

Live Show on Friday, July 27, 8pm at Squatter’s in downtown SLC

Marie and Bryce’s presentation at Sunstone is on Saturday, July 28 at 10:15am

 

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The Nauvoo Expositor

June 30, 2018

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Ep 212: The Nauvoo Expositor, Part 1

Ep 212: The Nauvoo Expositor, Part 1

William Law and friends published the first and only edition of The Nauvoo Expositor on June 7, 1844. This was the newspaper published by dissident Mormons which was declared a “public nuisance” by the Nauvoo City Council on June 8, 1844. By authority of the Council’s order the Expositor press was destroyed that same day and the newspaper was immediately shut down. It never resumed publication.

 

Drink Count – As needed

 

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The Nauvoo Expositor

June 18, 2018

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Technical difficulties!!!

Email Marie at comments@mybookofmormonpodcast.com if the steps below don’t work for your podcast app!!! 

Hello dear listeners! Our rss feed took a nap and had to be woken back up. If you’re looking for the most recent show in your podcast app and can’t see it, try this.

  1. Uninstall and reinstall your app.
  2. If that doesn’t work, manually add this rss feed:  http://mybookofmormonpodcast.libsyn.com/rss.

Never manually added an rss feed before? While the details on how to do this will change depending on your app, it’ll probably be something like this:

  1. Go to Shows
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  4. Enter in http://mybookofmormonpodcast.libsyn.com/rss
  5. Rejoice!!!!

 

 

June 16, 2018

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Ep 211: D&C 107 – Section 134

Ep 211: D&C 107 – Section 134

Today’s political statement/revelation lets us know the church believes you should follow secular law… kind of? It definitely is a pro-slavery church because that’s what this revelation plainly says. Once more for the people in the back, THE CHURCH CONDONES SLAVERY.

Drink count – 0

Patron Bonus: Marie and Bryce catch up from vacation

How to Vote In Every State – YouTube

Ear Hustle brings you the stories of life inside prison,
shared and produced by those living it

Opening Arguments breaks down the Colorado baker case

Joseph Bishop is accused of sexual assault during his time running the MTC 

June 9, 2018

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Ep 210: D&C 106 – Section 133

Ep 210: D&C 106 – Section 133

This was originally the appendix/closing of the Book of Commandments. Since the BoC was never fully published, it was included as part of the revelations instead of a separate appendix. It’s the return of Pangea at the end of days, with a brief visit to Canada first. Eternity is singing to god. That god is having a big ol’ tantrum because his creations aren’t paying him enough attention, so watch out or he’ll send you to outer darkness.

 

Drink Count – 19

 

The Links

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June 2, 2018

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Ep 209: D&C 105 – Section 101 (monogamy)

Ep 209: D&C 105 – Section 101 (monogamy, erased)

D&C 101 was in the 1835 and 1844 versions of the D&C… and then was removed. You can’t find it referenced on LDS.org, so it’s almost as if it was *gasp* removed entirely so that it wouldn’t conflict so drastically with modern day D&C 132. Here’s what it says:

You can get married to a non-believer, you’ll just be marked as “weak”. When you get married it should be public and done according to local laws. Your officiant needs to wing it, no writing a ceremony beforehand! Pledge to be monogamous to your hetero spouse. Monogamy is the only option, heterosexuality is the only sexuality, public is the only type of ceremony to be done.

Drink count – 0

The Links

Fair Mormon apologist view on D&C 101’s removal

D&C 101 on Joseph Smith Papers

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May 26, 2018

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Ep 208: D&C 104 – Section 132, Part 2 (more polygamy!!!!)

Ep 208: D&C 104 – Section 132, Part 2 (more polygamy!!!!)

Colleen Dietz and Miranda Crandall from the Mormon Happy Hour Podcast join us to drink our way through the second half of polygamy. Follow, support, listen, for they are amazing.

Joseph Smith shames Emma Smith for even daring to potentially have given a glance at William Law while asserting his own power to “seal” with anyone he desires. Virgins are the best! So are the non-virgins who have been vetted for their worth. #barf

The Petticoat Affair – Peggy Eaton was a widow, not a divorcee as I’d stated.

All The Links

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May 19, 2018

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Ep 207: D&C 103 – Section 132 (Polygamy!!!!!!)

Polygamy!!! It’s happening!!!! Joseph spends all day in a room with William Clayton and Hyrum Smith penning this revelation. It’s such an important revelation that if you don’t follow it you WILL NOT GET INTO HEAVEN. This is when we find out that men who enter into the principle of plural marriage are the ones who become gods after they die.

May 12, 2018

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Ep 206: D&C 102 – Sections 129 to 131

Ep 206: D&C 102 – Sections 129 to 131

Welcome to the episode when Marie absolutely CANNOT follow along with what the revelations are saying. The Nauvoo Mormons are being fast-tracked into Masonry, which we should care about, but we care more about how to identify a good or bad spirit.

  1. When you meet a spirit, ask to shake its hand. If it’s corporeal and takes your hand AND you can feel it, then it’s a good spirit.
  2. If it doesn’t move but can speak, then it’s a just man made perfect. It’s good, not evil, just not super duper good (I think).
  3. However, it if moves, shakes your hand and you DON’T feel their hand, then it’s a devil/bad spirit.

Angels get their own planet, as do men, but not women. Joseph prophesies the Civil War.

 

Patron Bonus: The Miracle of Forgiveness, The Sin Next To Murder, Part 2

May 5, 2018

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Ep 205: D&C 101 – Section 128

Ep 205: D&C 101 – Section 128

Is there a specific calling for Baptism for the Dead clerk? Email Marie at comments@mybookofmormonpodcast.com because she really needs to know.

More on baptisms for the dead. There should always be at least 2 witnesses, ideally 3, for each baptism. The church recorder should record each one, and also record sealings. This book is somehow also created in heaven (not sure why). Know that if your name isn’t in this official holy church record then God won’t find you and be able to let you into the celestial kingdom. Now, go build that temple!!!!!!

 

Patron Bonus: Miracle of Forgiveness, Part 1

 

 

April 28, 2018

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Ep 204: D&C 100 – Section 127

Ep 204: D&C 100 – Section 127

Joseph has married another 14 women and managed to turn himself into the mayor of Nauvoo, IL. In celebration, he nopes out of town
until his followers repay his debts. He’ll make like the apostle Paul and write letters to the believers. Definitely make sure you keep track of who is getting baptized during baptisms for the dead.

Drink count – 4

 

Patron Bonus: How should we talk about polygamy and consent?

 

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April 21, 2018

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Ep 203: D&C 99 – Sections 125 and 126

Ep 203: D&C 99 – Sections 125 and 126

Build up a city on the Iowa side of the river, possibly so that Joseph can escape jurisdiction in Illinois by hopping over the border from Nauvoo to Montrose. Brigham Young has returned from his mission overseas and brought an influx of believers from England. Plural marriage is full-on happening, and it’s not always incredibly full of consent.

Nephi’s Courage

 

Patron Bonus: “I do Mormonism for fun” is one heck of a conversation!

 

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April 14, 2018

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Ep 202: D&C 98 – Section 124, Part 5 (the finale!!!!)

Ep 202: D&C 98 – Section 124, Part 5 (the finale!!!!)

Sidney Rigdon has been hitting the bottle a bit too hard and is considering going back to Ohio. Joseph strikes that down by telling him to not only stay in Illinois, but to move closer to Joseph’s soon-to-be built mansion. Robert D. Foster enters the timeline! Don’t spoil it for Marie, just google him and leave zero comments about it. Also, Nauvoo House is the 1841 equivalent to a 2018 start-up in Silicon Valley. Viva la Melchizedek Priesthood!!!!

Drink count – ??? This was part 5, I stopped counting long ago

 

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April 7, 2018

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Ep 201: D&C 97 – Section 124, Part 4

Ep 201: D&C 97 – Section 124, Part 4

The Nauvoo house is owned by the Community of Christ today, but now is when the saints are told to build it. The church issues “investments” into the creation of the Nauvoo house, which looks suspiciously like a terrible idea. Oliver Cowdery is replaced by Hyrum Smith and William Law is given a few too many superpowers.

 

Drink count – lots? I wasn’t keeping track, my bad

 

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March 31, 2018

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Ep 200: D&C 96 – Section 124, Part 3

Ep 200: D&C 96 – Section 124, Part 3

If you build a temple, they will come. *channels Field of Dreams*
Baptism for the dead is mentioned for the first time! It has to be done, but only AFTER the Nauvoo Temple is built, so give us all your resources to build that before we build houses for our own. No specific timeline, god understands that bad people may try to stop the Saints, don’t worry about it.

 

Drink count – a LOT, plus a shot

 

Patron Bonus: Sister Missionary Action Figurines!!!!!!!

 

Quorum Podcast

March 24, 2018

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Episode 199: D&C 95, Section 124 (feat. Cheryl Bruno)

Episode 199: D&C 95, Section 124 (feat. Cheryl Bruno)

Mormonism is about to become entwined with Masonry. Joseph Smith now can say he’s Joseph Smith Sr since his dad has passed away, which is kinda sneaky, but works. April 6 is Jesus’s birthday, God loves Hyrum Smith, and the Nauvoo House is decreed to be built. Obviously, it doesn’t go as planned. Don’t worry everyone, it’ll all end up okay because heaven exists and if you die, that’s where you go.
The Morgan Affair 

 

Patron Bonus Episode: Yet another religious figure gets handsy

 

 

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March 10, 2018

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Episode 198: D&C 94 – Section 124, Part 1

Episode 198: D&C 94 – Section 124, Part 1

Joseph and his BFFs escape/bribe the guards to get out of jail and run off to a malaria-ridden swamp in Illinois. He heads to D.C. to take the saint’s grievances to Pres. Van Buren, saving the passengers of a runaway coach along the way. Van Buren doesn’t help them, so they start the trek back to Illinois.

John C. Bennett enters the timeline by becoming Joseph’s unofficial second in command. He’s a politician/lobbyest whose sway is critical in the creation of the city of Nauvoo. That Nauvoo charter grants Joseph some broad powers that will come in quite handy in the future (but we’re not there yet). It’s the episode where free will doesn’t exist!!!

Drink count – 3

Patron Bonus: Frakkin’ Bad Movie Ep 3 – Lorezno’s Songbook

 

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March 3, 2018

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Episode 197: Between 123 and 124, with Joe Geisner

Episode 197: Between 123 and 124, with Joe Geisner

Joseph and his BFFs escape/bribe the guards to get out of jail and run off to a malaria-ridden swamp in Illinois. He heads to D.C. to take the saint’s grievances to Pres. Van Buren, saving the passengers of a runaway coach along the way. Van Buren doesn’t help them, so they start the trek back to Illinois.

 

Patron Bonus: Bryce will be in SLC on March 30, 2018!

February 24, 2018

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Episode 196: D&C 93 – Sections 122 and 123

Episode 196: D&C 93 – Sections 122 and 123

Joseph instructs his followers to gather evidence of how bad bad bad the Missourians were to the saints, such that eventually he can take those grievances to the president.

Polygamy is happening, just on the sly. Wife #3, Lucinda Harris has entered the timeline (probably).

Drink count – 0

 

Patron Bonus: Rob Porter is a BAD Mormon

 

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February 17, 2018

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Episode 195: D&C 92 – Section 121

Episode 195: D&C 92 – Section 121

Brigham Young is leading the exodus of the Mormons from Missouri to Illinois while Joseph twiddles his thumbs in jail. Joseph feels his power slipping away and pens an epistle to his followers.

God is either loving or wrathful, the priesthood authority comes from that love/wrath, so priesthood authority is always love. Wait, what?

 

Drink count – 8

 

Patron Bonus: Amanda sleuthed at the ward house, and a missionary update!

 

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February 10, 2018

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Episode 194: The Mormon War of 1838, Part 2

TRIGGER WARNING: Historical violence

Episode 194: The Mormon War of 1838, Part 2

In the aftermath of the Battle of Crooked River things continue to escalate. The saints living in Hans Mill are massacred, and eventually Joseph and his BFFs are arrested. Brigham Young is now going to run the church while Joseph and the other important church leaders are sitting in jail.

Mormon Extermination Order

 

Drink count – 2 beers

 

Patron Bonus: Marie ponders the dead and the survivors

 

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February 3, 2018

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Episode 193: The Mormon War, Part 1

Episode 193: The Mormon War, Part 1

Joseph and the leadership of the church (minus Brigham Young) are in the Liberty Jail after they lost the Mormon War of 1838. How did they get there? Behold (drink!), part 1 of Bryce educating us all on the terrible decisions made by basically everyone in the fall of 1838.

Patron Bonus Episode: Marie and Bryce their adventures about Seattle

The Mormon War in Missouri, by Stephen C LeSueur

 

Drink count – whatever you want it to be

 

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January 27, 2018

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Episode 192: D&C 91 – Sections 118 to 120

Episode 192: D&C 91 – Sections 118 to 120

MBoM has a motto now!!!

“Taken out of context it means nothing, which means it means anything you want it to.”

 

All three witnesses to the golden plates have been excommunicated! Thomas Marsh needs to stay in Missouri and work, all the other leaders in the church need to go out and get more followers. Don’t worry, God will provide for their families, just GFTO, leadership. In spring, go to Europe!!!

Tithing is giving all your excess to the church as an initial outlay, then give 10% for the rest of your life. Yes, that’s really what Joseph means to say.

Drink count – 7

 

Patron Bonus – All about Uchtdorf (presidential politics)

 

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January 20, 2018

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Episode 191: D&C 90 – Sections 116 and 117

Episode 191: D&C 90 – Sections 116 and 117

Please sign Sam Young’s petition to stop bishop interviews of underage children about sexually explicit topics by following this link to ProtectLDSChildren.org.

Pres. Monson’s obituary in the NY Times

Spring Hill is renamed to Adam-ondi-Ahman!!! This is where Christ will return. Then Joseph organizes a group of enforcers and creepily tests some of his followers to make sure they toe the party line.

 

Drink count – 4

 

Patron Bonus Episode: Marie is hopping mad at her local bishop.

 

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: Jacob C.

Podcastriarchal music is Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit, edited for length

 

January 13, 2018

12 Comments

Episode 190: D&C 89 – Sections 113, 114, 115

Episode 190: D&C 89 – Sections 113, 114, 115

Joseph and his BFFs fled Ohio in January 1838, excommunicated the Kirtland Mormons, then reestablished their church in Far West, Missouri. Oliver Cowdery and David Whitmer are tossed out, chaos everywhere! Time for a few revelations that will definitely get Joseph out of this mess. Spoiler, not what happened.

113: Fluff of no substance, kinda based in Isaiah. Zion’s choker necklace is somehow related to a curse that scattered the church from Zion? Something something bands around her neck something something.

114: Dear Dave, give me all your assets and tell people how cool I am. Sincerely, Joe

115: God decrees they build a temple in Far West, Missouri. Spoiler, not what happened.

 

Drink count – 10

 

Patron Bonus – Bryce tells us about his FLDS tour in Short Creek

 

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January 6, 2018

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Episode 189: D&C 88 – Section 112

Episode 189: D&C 88 – Section 112

Thomas B Marsh is ostensibly the recipient of this revelation, but in reality it’s all about Joseph being the Most Important and that the leadership of the church needs to make sure their assets are belong to the church.

Gold doesn’t melt in campfires!!!

Thomas B Marsh 
Here’s a listing of the current General Authorities and their ages.

Scream

Drink count – 11

Patron Bonus: Bryce is about to go into FLDS territory

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December 30, 2017

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Episode 188: D&C 87 – Section 110 and 111

Episode 188: D&C 87 – Sections 110 and 111

Oliver and Joseph “see Jesus”, then Joseph bugs out of town to find treasure, cleverly avoiding a potential sex scandal by doing so. Fannie Alger has entered the timeline!

Drink count – 6!

 

Patron Bonus: Frakkin’ Bad Movies 2 – The Work of God

 

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December 16, 2017

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Episode 187: D&C 86, Section 109 part 2 (Kirtland Temple Dedication)

Episode 187: D&C 86, Section 109 part 2 (Kirtland Temple Dedication)

Cody Noconi joins us from the Psilly Rabbits Podcast to discuss possible entheogen use during the Kirtland Temple dedication. While nothing actually interesting is said during the actual revelation, basically everything surrounding it is fascinating.

Drink count – 0

 

Patron Bonus Episode  – Windows in classroom doors, a call to action!

 

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December 9, 2017

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Episode 186: D&C 85 – Section 108 and 109 (Kirtland Temple Dedication)

Episode 186: D&C 85 – Section 108 and 109 (Kirtland Temple Dedication)

108
Lyman Sherman: “I’m part of the council of the 70! Now what?”
God/Joseph Smith: “Chillax, I haven’t figured it out yet.”

109
The church’s magnum opus is being dedicated! The Kirtland temple was four years in the making and had plunged Joseph Smith and Sidney Rigdon into deep, deep debt.

Drink count – 2
Patron Bonus – Marie and Bryce discuss Marie’s full church service experience
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December 2, 2017

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Episode 185: D&C 84, Section 107 Part 2

Episode 185: D&C 84 – Section 107 Part 2

The priesthood is The Force, the church teaches you how to use that priesthood authority to do All The Things. After that we get the lineage/genealogy of priesthood authority. To sum up, be biologically male, don’t be slothful, middle management is the best, don’t be born unto the Levitical line of Judaism.

Names with their LDS.org links, kinda not a genealogy!
Seth 
Enos, son of Seth
Mahalaleel, father of Jared
Jared, I couldn’t find a link for him on LDS.org!
Enoch, 7th son of Adam

Jeremy Runnell’s excommunication on YouTube
and a link to his Mormon Stories interview

 

Patron Bonus: Marie went to an entire 3 hour church service

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November 25, 2017

8 Comments

Episode 184: D&C 83 – Section 106 and 107 part 1

Episode 184: D&C 83 – Section 106 and 107 part 1

Like herding puppies through a bacon factory, things haven’t been going smoothly. Joseph and his BFFs have returned to Kirtland after the Zion’s Camp fiasco. First, Oliver’s older brother is sent out to be a missionary, then we learn specifics of how the priesthood works. Specifically, it rewrites church history/timelines such that Joseph
is a legitimate elder in the church rather than just a guy who decided to start a religion.

Patron Bonus Episode: Mormon Craigslist Encounter, The Continuation

 

CofC: Melchisedec
LDS: Melchizedek
Warren A Cowdery.

 

David Whitmer: And Address to All Believers

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November 18, 2017

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Episode 183: D&C 82 – Section 105, Part 2 (feat Zelph on the Shelf)

Episode 183: D&C 82 – Section 105, Part 2 (feat Zelph on the Shelf)

Cholera sweeps through the Mormons camped on the Fishing River, which hopefully had nothing to do with the remains of a dead “warrior” that Joseph has been carrying around? Most of the saints stay in Missouri on  account of a lack of resources to return to Kirtland, OH. Joseph and his BFFs get on a wagon and return to Ohio.

Check out Zelph on the Shelf here! 
They’re on YouTube here.

Drink count – 7, or about one beer

The “real” Zelph can be read about here.

 

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November 11, 2017

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Episode 182: D&C 81 – Section 105, Part 1

Episode 182: D&C 81 – Section 105, Part 1

First, a quick recap of Mormon history up until June 1835, then Joseph tells his weary band of followers that this entire walk from Ohio to Missouri has been for naught. Bonus points for victim blaming.

Drink Count – 6

Check out this list of Zion’s Camp participants

 

Patron Bonus: Marie responds to a Mormon Craiglist personals ad

 

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November 4, 2017

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Episode 181: D&C 80 – Section 104, Part 2

Episode 181: D&C 80 – Section 104, Part 2

The church assets continue to be broken up and given to Joseph’s inner circle. Who is the treasurer over the new treasury? TBD, we guess.

John Johnson’s Inn

Patron Bonus: Marie and Amanda tour the church building

Drink count – ??? A couple, probably.
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Podcastriarchal Blessing: Thomas
Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length

October 28, 2017

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Episode 180: D&C 79 – Section 104, Part 1

Episode 180: D&C 79 – Section 104, Part 1

Click here for a Porter Rockwell picture

Joseph re-allocates the church’s possessions to his inner circle.

Step 1: Get rid of the Bad People in your inner circle by politicking them out of said inner circle so you can take their portion.

Step 2: Give the big items to people who might know what to do with it.

Step 3: Don’t worry about it if your name is John Johnson and literally your entire farm and land is being given to a crazy guy named Martin Harris.

 

Patron Bonus Episode: The Return of the Sister Missionaries (plus 1)
Drink Count – 7

Here are two takes on the recent actions take by Salt Lake City officials to remove the homeless from view.

It’s a good thing because it’s a targeted approach
It’s a bad thing, it just scatters people without helping

Council of 50: Minutes 

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October 21, 2017

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Episode 179: D&C 78 – Section 103

Episode 179: D&C 78 – Section 103

The saints in Kirtland start gathering together in preparation for a march down to Missouri to retake Zion.

American Gods, by Neil Gaiman 

Zion’s Camp

Kathrine Switzer

 

Drink count – 11

 

Patron Bonus Episode: Marie and Bryce attempt to go to Alma

 

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: Jessica

Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

October 14, 2017

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Episode 178: D&C 77 – Section 102

Episode 178: D&C 77 – Section 102

NOT A REVELATION. Sidney Rigdon gets written out of history in a few decades, but for right now he’s one of the three most important people in the church. Joseph sets up a hierarchy and a quasi-basis for church organization that will eventually morph into the Quorum of the Twelve. You’re required to listen to this podcast three times to really get the full effect.

 

Drink count – 0

 

Patron Bonus Episode: Bryce gives us the skinny on the disaster that was Mythinformation Milwaukee 2017

 

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October 7, 2017

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Episode 177: D&C 76 – Section 101, Part 2

Episode 177: D&C 76 – Section 101, Part 2

Parable time!!! Always be watchful that the enemy may steal all your stuff… or maybe don’t be a terrible manager? Then go buy a bunch of land out in Missouri. It’s the episode where Bryce’s foster dog is jingling a collar the entire time.

Parable of the Tares

Parable of the Unjust Judge

Drink Count – 6

 

Patron Bonus: Marie and Joel tour the Ark Encounter

 

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September 30, 2017

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Episode 176: D&C 75, Section 101, Part 1

Episode 176: D&C 75, Section 101, Part 1

God is allowing the Mormons to be persecuted because apparently they’re sinning too much? Sidney Rigdon (probably) scribed this amazing piece of victim-blaming.

Watchmen upon the tower

Patron Bonus Episode: Marie tours the Creation Museum and isn’t struck by lightning

Drink Count – 11, or a little over a beer

 

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: F.P.

Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

September 16, 2017

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Episode 175: D&C 74 – Sections 99 and 100

Episode 175: D&C 74 – Sections 99 and 100

1832: John Murdock is sent out to be a missionary, again.
1833: Joseph Smith heads east to get some help/advice/manpower to help deal with the troubles in Missouri.

Marie and Bryce talk about abortion and family planning in the 1800s

John Murdock’s twins were adopted by Joseph and Emma Smith
Freeman Nickerson fought in the War of 1812 and was a recent convert to the church
Orson Hyde was in the area when Joseph went to New York
John Gould was, too.

 

Drink count – Not enough

 

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: John A

Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

September 9, 2017

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Episode 174: D&C 73 – Section 98

Episode 174: D&C 73 – Section 98

Joseph waxes poetical about the importance of forgiveness. How much, how often, how to ensure generational feuds are perpetuated etc. The headings indicate it’s about Zion, but since it only mentions Kirtland….. Yeah. Guess how Marie and Bryce feel about that.

Drink Count – 9 (or about one beer)

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September 2, 2017

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Episode 173: Community of Christ with Dale Luffman

Episode 173: Community of Christ with Dale Luffman

Dale Luffman is the Ecumenical and Interfaith Officer for the Community of Christ. Community of Christ shares its first 14 years with the modern day LDS church and officially became a separate religion in 1860. Dale walks us through the history of the church, and how its history has impact Community of Christ’s entirely separate Doctrine and Covenants.

The Book of Mormon’s Witness to Its First Readers
National Council of Churches
Sharing in Community of Christ: Exploring Identity, Mission, Message, and Beliefs
List of Community of Christ’s presidents 

Reed Smoot was a Mormon apostle elected to the United States Senate in 1902

John Whitmer Historical Association Annual Conference

The Joseph Smith Revelations: Text and Commentary, by H. Michael Marquardt
Community of Christ website: https://www.cofchrist.org/
To get your own D&C email sales@heraldhouse.org or call 816-521-3015

 

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August 26, 2017

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Episode 172: D&C 72 – Section 97

Episode 172: D&C 72 – Section 97

The saints living in Independence, Missouri have spent their summer being beaten, whipped, run out of town, and generally having a dire time. They seek their prophet’s help, and Joseph tells them God wants them to build a temple in Independence.

Drink count – 14

Patron Bonus Episode: Missionary Visit #5, the one where Marie tells them about this podcast

 

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August 19, 2017

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Episode 171: D&C 71 – Sections 95 and 96

Episode 171: D&C 71 – Sections 95 and 96

Joseph digs himself deeper into debt by revelating a need for more office buildings in Kirtland, then divides up a parcel of land amongst his BFFs.

Drink count – 12 (or a bit over one beer)

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Patron Bonus Episode: Frakking Bad Movies Episode 1 – Time or Eternity?

 

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August 5, 2017

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Episode 169: D&C 69 – Section 93 (Feat. Duke of Earl Grey)

Episode 169: D&C 69 – Section 93 (Feat. Duke of Earl Grey)

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Joseph channels John Chapter 1 to tell us God is always with us, then admonishes his BFFs and their families to toe the line (again).

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Drink count – 12

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: Dr. Faustus
Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

August 1, 2017

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Live Show: For The Strength of Youth

Live Show: For The Strength of Youth

Act 1: Sexual Purity

Act 2: Bryce quizzes Marie on Mormon trivia

Many thanks to Doug at Squatter’s in downtown Salt Lake City for giving us a wonderful place to host our very first live show.

July 22, 2017

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Episode 168: D&C 68 – Sections 91 and 92

Episode 168: D&C 68 – Sections 91 and 92

Live show on July 29, 7p doors, 8p start at Squatters in Salt Lake City

The apocrypha totes doesn’t matter, and Marie can’t pronounce anything in Wikipedia. Frederick G Williams joins the United Firm, so basically he get’s initiated into the super-inner-circle.

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Sunstone Symposium

Drink count – 3 (don’t even bother, it’s not enough to even crack open the beer)

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: Alice
Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)