Ep 201: D&C 97 – Section 124, Part 4

The Nauvoo house is owned by the Community of Christ today, but now is when the saints are told to build it. The church issues “investments” into the creation of the Nauvoo house, which looks suspiciously like a terrible idea. Oliver Cowdery is replaced by Hyrum Smith and William Law is given a few too many superpowers.

Drink count – lots? I wasn’t keeping track, my bad

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Episode 199: D&C 95, Section 124 (feat. Cheryl Bruno)

Mormonism is about to become entwined with Masonry. Joseph Smith now can say he’s Joseph Smith Sr since his dad has passed away, which is kinda sneaky, but works. April 6 is Jesus’s birthday, God loves Hyrum Smith, and the Nauvoo House is decreed to be built. Obviously, it doesn’t go as planned. Don’t worry everyone, it’ll all end up okay because heaven exists and if you die, that’s where you go.
The Morgan Affair 

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Episode 197: Between 123 and 124, with Joe Geisner

Joseph and his BFFs escape/bribe the guards to get out of jail and run off to a malaria-ridden swamp in Illinois. He heads to D.C. to take the saint’s grievances to Pres. Van Buren, saving the passengers of a runaway coach along the way. Van Buren doesn’t help them, so they start the trek back to Illinois.

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Episode 195: D&C 92 – Section 121

Brigham Young is leading the exodus of the Mormons from Missouri to Illinois while Joseph twiddles his thumbs in jail. Joseph feels his power slipping away and pens an epistle to his followers.

God is either loving or wrathful, the priesthood authority comes from that love/wrath, so priesthood authority is always love. Wait, what?

Drink count – 8

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Episode 193: The Mormon War, Part 1

Joseph and the leadership of the church (minus Brigham Young) are in the Liberty Jail after they lost the Mormon War of 1838. How did they get there? Behold (drink!), part 1 of Bryce educating us all on the terrible decisions made by basically everyone in the fall of 1838.

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The Mormon War in Missouri, by Stephen C LeSueur

Drink count – whatever you want it to be

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Episode 191: D&C 90 – Sections 116 and 117

Please sign Sam Young’s petition to stop bishop interviews of underage children about sexually explicit topics by following this link to ProtectLDSChildren.org.

Pres. Monson’s obituary in the NY Times

Spring Hill is renamed to Adam-ondi-Ahman!!! This is where Christ will return. Then Joseph organizes a group of enforcers and creepily tests some of his followers to make sure they toe the party line.

Drink count – 4

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Episode 189: D&C 88 – Section 112

Thomas B Marsh is ostensibly the recipient of this revelation, but in reality it’s all about Joseph being the Most Important and that the leadership of the church needs to make sure their assets are belong to the church.

Gold doesn’t melt in campfires!!!

Thomas B Marsh 
Here’s a listing of the current General Authorities and their ages.

Scream

Drink count – 11

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Episode 187: D&C 86, Section 109 part 2 (Kirtland Temple Dedication)

Cody Noconi joins us from the Psilly Rabbits Podcast to discuss possible entheogen use during the Kirtland Temple dedication. While nothing actually interesting is said during the actual revelation, basically everything surrounding it is fascinating.

Drink count – 0

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Episode 185: D&C 84 – Section 107 Part 2

The priesthood is The Force, the church teaches you how to use that priesthood authority to do All The Things. After that we get the lineage/genealogy of priesthood authority. To sum up, be biologically male, don’t be slothful, middle management is the best, don’t be born unto the Levitical line of Judaism.

Names with their LDS.org links, kinda not a genealogy!
Seth 
Enos, son of Seth
Mahalaleel, father of Jared
Jared, I couldn’t find a link for him on LDS.org!
Enoch, 7th son of Adam

Jeremy Runnell’s excommunication on YouTube
and a link to his Mormon Stories interview

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Episode 183: D&C 82 – Section 105, Part 2 (feat Zelph on the Shelf)

Cholera sweeps through the Mormons camped on the Fishing River, which hopefully had nothing to do with the remains of a dead “warrior” that Joseph has been carrying around? Most of the saints stay in Missouri on  account of a lack of resources to return to Kirtland, OH. Joseph and his BFFs get on a wagon and return to Ohio.

Check out Zelph on the Shelf here! 
They’re on YouTube here.

Drink count – 7, or about one beer

The “real” Zelph can be read about here.

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Episode 181: D&C 80 – Section 104, Part 2

The church assets continue to be broken up and given to Joseph’s inner circle. Who is the treasurer over the new treasury? TBD, we guess.

John Johnson’s Inn

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Drink count – ??? A couple, probably.
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Episode 179: D&C 78 – Section 103

The saints in Kirtland start gathering together in preparation for a march down to Missouri to retake Zion.

American Gods, by Neil Gaiman 

Zion’s Camp

Kathrine Switzer

Drink count – 11

Patron Bonus Episode: Marie and Bryce attempt to go to Alma

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Community of Christ D&C: Kindle Version

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Episode 177: D&C 76 – Section 101, Part 2

Parable time!!! Always be watchful that the enemy may steal all your stuff… or maybe don’t be a terrible manager? Then go buy a bunch of land out in Missouri. It’s the episode where Bryce’s foster dog is jingling a collar the entire time.

Parable of the Tares

Parable of the Unjust Judge

Drink Count – 6

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Episode 175: D&C 74 – Sections 99 and 100

1832: John Murdock is sent out to be a missionary, again.
1833: Joseph Smith heads east to get some help/advice/manpower to help deal with the troubles in Missouri.

Marie and Bryce talk about abortion and family planning in the 1800s

John Murdock’s twins were adopted by Joseph and Emma Smith
Freeman Nickerson fought in the War of 1812 and was a recent convert to the church
Orson Hyde was in the area when Joseph went to New York
John Gould was, too.

Drink count – Not enough

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: John A

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Episode 173: Community of Christ with Dale Luffman

Dale Luffman is the Ecumenical and Interfaith Officer for the Community of Christ. Community of Christ shares its first 14 years with the modern day LDS church and officially became a separate religion in 1860. Dale walks us through the history of the church, and how its history has impact Community of Christ’s entirely separate Doctrine and Covenants.

The Book of Mormon’s Witness to Its First Readers
National Council of Churches
Sharing in Community of Christ: Exploring Identity, Mission, Message, and Beliefs
List of Community of Christ’s presidents 

Reed Smoot was a Mormon apostle elected to the United States Senate in 1902

John Whitmer Historical Association Annual Conference

The Joseph Smith Revelations: Text and Commentary, by H. Michael Marquardt
Community of Christ website: https://www.cofchrist.org/
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Episode 171: D&C 71 – Sections 95 and 96

Joseph digs himself deeper into debt by revelating a need for more office buildings in Kirtland, then divides up a parcel of land amongst his BFFs.

Drink count – 12 (or a bit over one beer)

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Episode 169: D&C 69 – Section 93 (Feat. Duke of Earl Grey)

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Joseph channels John Chapter 1 to tell us God is always with us, then admonishes his BFFs and their families to toe the line (again).

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Drink count – 12

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Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

Episode 168: D&C 68 – Sections 91 and 92

Live show on July 29, 7p doors, 8p start at Squatters in Salt Lake City

The apocrypha totes doesn’t matter, and Marie can’t pronounce anything in Wikipedia. Frederick G Williams joins the United Firm, so basically he get’s initiated into the super-inner-circle.

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Sunstone Symposium

Drink count – 3 (don’t even bother, it’s not enough to even crack open the beer)

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Podcastriarchal Blessing: Alice
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Episode 166: D&C 66, Chapter 89 (Word of Wisdom)

Live show on July 29, 7pm, at Squatter’s Pub in Salt Lake City

How do we pronounce Geauga County? The folklore is that this revelatoin was given because Joseph and his buddies were chewing tobacco in the room above the kitchen
and it was dripping down onto Emma below. Here’s what the Word of Wisdom actually says:

Wine: only to be consumed as part of sacrament
Wine should be of Mormon make (so Mormons should have vineyards)
Strong Drink: Only to be used to wash the body
Tobacco: Don’t use tobacco. (vaping is a loophole because it doesn’t have tobacco)
Hot drinks: None are okay.
All wholesome herbs are good: Marijuana is definitely okay
Eat in season
Eat meat sparingly, and not during famine
Everyone should eat grain, but only in famine and excess hunger
Barley can be used for mild drinks
If you follow this you’ll have health in your navel and morrow to your bone

The Millerites
Watch Ke$ha brush her teeth with a bottle of jack 
The Zion Curtain has fallen

Read what Bryce was reading here

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Drink count – 7, plus as many as the spirit compels you to consume

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Episode 164: D&C 64 – Section 88, Part 1

Live show: July 29, 7pm at Squatter’s in Salt Lake City

Zion gets built up by… honestly, we’re not sure. God is everywhere, god is light, god will fill you. The earth shall die, it will be born again, and the righteous will inherit it. Kirtland = Outer Darkness. Once you die you’ll understand all this, so don’t worry about understanding it now.

16 drinks + 1 shot for For, For, so about three full beverages.

Inara Serra is a character from my favorite TV show of all time, Firefly.

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Podcastriarchal blessing: Clan FiberEnabler
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Episode 162: D&C 62 – Sections 85 and 86

Joseph’s new scribe has a completely different tone, and it’s boring. The United Firm is kinda sorta failing at managing money on account of them never having enough money. If you don’t give your properties/monies to the church then you will be cut off from heaven. It’s the episode where Babylon is a total whore.

Drink count – 11, or about a beer and a half

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Bad Religion is a band that did a song called 21st Century Boy

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Episode 160: D&C 60, Section 84, part 1

Viva la priesthood! Women not invited. Basically an influx of new members are increasing the need for middle management. Additionally, here are some specific revelations included that didn’t come true or are contradictory.

1. The new city of Zion will be built in the Temple Lot.
2. It will happen in this generation (the 1832 generation).
3. No one will pollute Jackson County.

Drink count – 5, or a little less than one beer

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Podcastriarchal blessing: Mindy M
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Episode 158: D&C 58 – Sections 78, 79, 80

Help us make the 1876 D&C into something usable! Email Joel Kuhn at dccompare@gmail.com to help with the proofreading. Thanks!

The poor are established (built up, not created) via the United Firm. This is a fancy way to say the church is setting up a welfare system for members of the church.

Joseph revelates himself into a nickname, and maybe a city? You must be equal here on earth to get equal things in heaven (except some people are MORE equal). If you want to get into heaven make sure you’re doing all the things you’re  supposed to down here. Joseph and his peeps get code names. CODE NAMES (omg). Adam-on-diamon is a place where the big wigs give their keys to Jesus via Adam, who will usher in the end times.

Jared Carter
Stephen Burnett
Eden Smith

Hearts Made Glad, by LaMar Peterson – An book by and LDS historian that asserted Joseph Smith’s propensity to alter his mind. A lot.

Welfare Square

Dante’s Inferno

God Awful Movies – The Burning Hell 

Salt: A World History

Drink count – 12, or about two beers

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Podcastriarchal blessing: Philip S.
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Episode 157: D&C 57 – Section 77

Let’s get spiritual! Joseph answers our questions about the Book of Revelation (the
bible one) by not answering anything.

Read about the 1876 addition to the D&C here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctrine_and_Covenants#Sections_added_to_LDS_edition

Christopher Walken was the Archangel Gabriel in the movie The Prophecy.
Rot your brain with tribulation fan-fiction by reading the Left Behind series.

Smoke count – 2 (or however much you need to get spiritual)

Drink count – 3

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Episode 155: D&C 55 – Section 76, Part 1

What happens to us when you die? Resurrection 1 – good people. Resurrection 2 – bad people. Lucifer is bad and is now in hell. Punctuation is terrible, almost as terrible as apostacy!! Marie and Bryce will be there, drinking coffee, ruling alongside Lucifer, and wondering about why their worm is dead. The good people (men) are of the Church of the Firstborn and become (men) gods. All ur stuff r belong to Christ. Christ is middle management to God, so all ur stuff r belong to God.

Drink count – 4  (lame, do shots instead)

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Podcastriarchal blessing: Julie B.
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